His Crazy Scammer

His Crazy Scammer always kept a set square that they sometimes drop. It should be an original suggestion, to you, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a set square would be the thing that was selected.

His Crazy Scammer always carried a porno magazine that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to some, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.

His Crazy Scammer always carried a magic 8 ball to put up their bum. It is considered to be a weird approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was selected.

His Crazy Scammer desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly unusual thing to do, to me, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was amazing. A chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.

His Crazy Scammer always had with them a pint of cider that they would sometimes put on his head. This could be considered a weird and wonderful action, to some, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

His Crazy Scammer craved for a dildo to put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly curious undertaking, to me, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the thing to choose.