His Fat Scammer

His Fat Scammer desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would sometimes experiment on. This might appear to be an astonishing proposal, to you, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

His Fat Scammer often carried a chocolate bar that they liked to throw. It is a bizarre exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a chocolate bar being the item selected.

His Fat Scammer looked for a bag of poop to put in the bath with him. It would be an odd activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.

His Fat Scammer always kept a sword that they would occasionally embrace. One might find this to be a fairly funny thought, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a sword being the item opted for.

His Fat Scammer desperately needed a radiator that they would share. It is a peculiar undertaking, to me, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a radiator was the item that was selected.

His Fat Scammer carried a cucumber that they sometimes play with. This is certainly a fairly surprising undertaking, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who considered it was epic. Remarkably, a cucumber being the chosen item.