The Energetic Scammer

The Energetic Scammer desperately craved for a bat to eat. It should be a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a bat being the thing selected.

The Energetic Scammer always carried a CD player that they liked to experiment on. This seems an extraordinary idea, to you, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Remarkably, a CD player is the item that was chosen.

The Energetic Scammer needed a sponge that they would often experiment on. It should be a surprising proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge was the item that was opted for.

The Energetic Scammer needed a spade that they would often put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly different undertaking, to you, but not to the Scammer, who felt it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a spade being the item opted for.

The Energetic Scammer desperately looked for a mug that they sometimes sleep with. It would be a fairly exciting idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a mug being the chosen thing.

The Energetic Scammer always kept a computer that they liked to play with. It is considered to be a fairly odd approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a computer would be the item chosen.