The Lucky Scammer

The Lucky Scammer always kept a painting of a melon that they would rub on his belly. It was an odd idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon is the item that was chosen.

The Lucky Scammer looked for a crown that they sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a fairly strange approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a crown being the item selected.

The Lucky Scammer desperately desired a ball that they would demolish. It would be a peculiar action, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a ball being the thing opted for.

The Lucky Scammer always had with them a bat that they would occasionally annihilate This could be considered a fairly new approach to life, to most, but not to the Scammer, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bat being the thing selected.

The Lucky Scammer always kept a stapler to share. This is certainly a somewhat surprising thought, to many, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the item to select.

The Lucky Scammer desperately needed a ball that they would often embrace. It was a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it was epic. A ball would be the item that was selected.