The Bewildered Scammer

The Bewildered Scammer always had with them a sack of potatoes that they sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is a new suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Scammer always had with them a tomato that they would sleep with. It might be a funny action, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a tomato of all things.

The Bewildered Scammer desperately looked for a crown that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems an astonishing suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown would be the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Scammer desired a wig that they liked to hug. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a wig being the chosen item.

The Bewildered Scammer looked for a pen to play with. It might be a fairly unusual approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who considered it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a pen would be the thing that was opted for.

The Bewildered Scammer desperately looked for a little monkey that they would often demolish. This seems to be a fairly curious activity, to most, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a little monkey having that done to it