The Tired Scammer

The Tired Scammer carried a dildo that they sometimes break. This is certainly a fairly unusual thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who thought it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a dildo being the item opted for.

The Tired Scammer had a porno magazine that they liked to drop. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to most, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it would be magnificent. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the item chosen.

The Tired Scammer needed a sponge that they sometimes worship. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who thought it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a sponge is the item to choose.

The Tired Scammer carried a porno magazine that they would occasionally experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly original action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

The Tired Scammer owned a sword to sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly peculiar operation, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a sword would be the item that was chosen.

The Tired Scammer desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would smash. It is a surprising undertaking, to you, but not to the Scammer, who feels it would be magnificent. Strangely, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.