The Worrisome Scammer

The Worrisome Scammer craved for a spade that they would often drop. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to most, but not to the Scammer, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a spade is the thing to select.

The Worrisome Scammer carried a bottle of beer that they sometimes hug. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who considered it would be magnificent. A bottle of beer of all things.

The Worrisome Scammer had a condom that they would sleep with. It was a fairly astonishing action, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a condom is the thing to choose.

The Worrisome Scammer desperately looked for a bag of poop to eat. This seems to be a somewhat surprising activity, to me, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

The Worrisome Scammer desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally cuddle. This is certainly a fairly strange thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

The Worrisome Scammer always carried a stapler that they would break. This seems to be an original suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the thing that was chosen.