His Angry Scammer

His Angry Scammer desperately craved for a big sponge that they liked to play with. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a big sponge was the item that was opted for.

His Angry Scammer always carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a different action, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the thing to choose.

His Angry Scammer always carried a bag of poop that they would often sit and look at. One might say this is an extraordinary operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who considered it would be sublime. A bag of poop of all things.

His Angry Scammer looked for a can of coke that they sometimes play with. One might find this to be a fairly strange suggestion, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke was the item that was chosen.

His Angry Scammer desperately desired a wig that they liked to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a wig was the thing that was chosen.

His Angry Scammer wanted a crown to put up their bum. It was an extraordinary approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a crown was the item that was opted for.