A Depressed Scammer

A Depressed Scammer looked for a dildo to put in the bath with him. This seems an original proposal, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Remarkably, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

A Depressed Scammer wanted a vibrator to put on his head. This seems to be an unusual proposal, to me, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

A Depressed Scammer desperately desired a block of cheese that they sometimes experiment on. One might say this is a fairly exciting suggestion, to me, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.

A Depressed Scammer desperately needed a set square that they sometimes throw. One might say this is a fairly funny approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a set square would be the item that was opted for.

A Depressed Scammer always had with them a CD player to drop. This seems a funny exercise, to many, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a CD player was the item that was chosen.

A Depressed Scammer found a big sponge to play with. It is a somewhat surprising thing to do, to you, but not to the Scammer, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge is the thing that was chosen.