Her Bum Loving Scammer

Her Bum Loving Scammer desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they would smash. It should be an odd suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

Her Bum Loving Scammer wanted a cup that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly peculiar thought, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who felt it was wonderful. Strangely, a cup being the thing selected.

Her Bum Loving Scammer found a bottle of coke that they would sometimes experiment on. It is a fairly extraordinary idea, to many, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was amazing. A bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.

Her Bum Loving Scammer desperately wanted a spade that they sometimes hug. This could be considered a different proposal, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who expected it would be epic. Strangely, a spade was the chosen item.

Her Bum Loving Scammer needed a porno magazine that they would embrace. This seems an odd thought, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

Her Bum Loving Scammer wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally hug. It would be a fairly curious idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing that was chosen.