Their Boring Scammer

Their Boring Scammer often carried a cup that they liked to demolish. This seems an exciting suggestion, to me, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a cup would be the item that was selected.

Their Boring Scammer desperately desired a stretchman to smash. It might be a fairly exciting proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the item to select.

Their Boring Scammer searched for a bat that they would hug. It should be a surprising activity, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a bat is the thing to select.

Their Boring Scammer needed a lava lamp that they would sometimes put on his head. It should be a funny idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

Their Boring Scammer searched for a piece of paper to play with. This seems to be a bizarre thing to do, to some, but not to the Scammer, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a piece of paper being the chosen item.

Their Boring Scammer found a lava lamp that they would put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly bizarre activity, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.