My Gentle Scammer

My Gentle Scammer owned a can of Dr Pepper to put down their trousers. It would have been a bizarre proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

My Gentle Scammer always carried a vibrator that they would often put down their trousers. It should have been a new idea, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea is spectacular. A vibrator would be the item that was selected.

My Gentle Scammer always kept a ball that they would occasionally sleep with. It is a surprising undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball was the thing that was selected.

My Gentle Scammer desperately wanted a big sponge that they would occasionally sleep with. It would have been an unusual thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a big sponge was the thing that was chosen.

My Gentle Scammer desperately craved for a tomato to put in the bath with him. It is a funny approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it was miraculous. Strangely, a tomato is the thing to select.

My Gentle Scammer needed a piece of paper that they sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to most, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item chosen.