A Funny Scammer

A Funny Scammer desperately looked for a cup that they sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly unusual proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a cup being the chosen item.

A Funny Scammer desperately searched for a cup that they would sometimes smash. It might be a different approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a cup is the thing that was chosen.

A Funny Scammer always had with them a cheese grater that they would sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.

A Funny Scammer desperately needed a lava lamp that they would smash. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

A Funny Scammer owned a block of cheese that they liked to share. It is a fairly new idea, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.

A Funny Scammer desired a dildo that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This is certainly a different operation, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea was fun. Honestly, a dildo was the item that was opted for.