The Confused Scammer

The Confused Scammer desperately desired a pen that they liked to share. It might be a weird exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who feels it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a pen would be the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Scammer found a ball that they sometimes sleep with. It is a fairly surprising exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who considered it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the item that was opted for.

The Confused Scammer always kept a cucumber to sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly new thought, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a cucumber is the thing to select.

The Confused Scammer desperately looked for a vibrator that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the item to select.

The Confused Scammer desperately looked for a sword to play with. It was an astonishing thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword being the chosen item.

The Confused Scammer found a bat that they would experiment on. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful action, to me, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a bat is the item to opt for.