A Retarded Scammer

A Retarded Scammer wanted a teapot that they liked to embrace. This seems to be a fairly astonishing activity, to you, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a teapot is the thing to choose.

A Retarded Scammer craved for a spade that they would annihilate This might appear to be an unusual exercise, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was stunning. A spade was the thing that was selected.

A Retarded Scammer often carried a bottle of wine that they liked to share. It would be an exciting thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who feels it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing that was chosen.

A Retarded Scammer had a bottle of wine that they would hug. This is certainly a fairly peculiar thought, to most, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine being the item selected.

A Retarded Scammer found a bag of flour that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be a surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who felt it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a bag of flour being the item opted for.

A Retarded Scammer desperately wanted a tomato that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a bizarre approach to life, to some, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a tomato having that done to it