A Silly Scammer

A Silly Scammer desperately craved for a can of Tango to smash. It would be a fairly surprising activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a can of Tango being the item selected.

A Silly Scammer searched for a bottle of coke that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been an exciting proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who felt it was fun. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

A Silly Scammer desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might have been an astonishing approach to life, to most, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.

A Silly Scammer needed a bottle of beer that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was a fairly different thought, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

A Silly Scammer desperately searched for a cheese grater that they liked to put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly weird thought, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who feels it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the chosen thing.

A Silly Scammer desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they sometimes drop. It is a somewhat surprising thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who considered it was wonderous. A magic 8 ball would be the chosen thing.