The Talented Scammer

The Talented Scammer always kept a bottle of coke that they would often put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.

The Talented Scammer looked for a melon that they liked to drop. This seems to be a fairly curious suggestion, to most, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a melon is the thing that was chosen.

The Talented Scammer always had with them a sack of potatoes that they sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be a peculiar operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was wonderful. A sack of potatoes being the item opted for.

The Talented Scammer desperately craved for a computer to experiment on. This seems a surprising proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a computer was the item that was chosen.

The Talented Scammer always carried a sponge that they would try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a funny approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a sponge is the thing to opt for.

The Talented Scammer carried a computer that they would often embrace. This seems a fairly unusual thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a computer being the chosen thing.