Retarded Scammer

Retarded Scammer often carried a block of cheese that they liked to drop. One might find this to be a surprising operation, to most, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a block of cheese is the item to opt for.

Retarded Scammer needed a toilet brush that they would sometimes sleep with. It might be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who considered that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush being the item selected.

Retarded Scammer desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally hug. It might be an unusual activity, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was wonderous. A sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

Retarded Scammer always carried a condom that they would annihilate It might be a fairly funny idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who expected it was spectacular. Strangely, a condom is the item to choose.

Retarded Scammer desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would smash. It would have been a fairly different proposal, to you, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

Retarded Scammer carried a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a funny thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.