A Retarded Scammer

A Retarded Scammer needed a condom that they would put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly curious thought, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who expected it would be wonderous. Honestly, a condom is the thing to opt for.

A Retarded Scammer desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they sometimes eat. One might say this is a curious activity, to you, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

A Retarded Scammer looked for a sack of potatoes that they would often sit and look at. This might appear to be an original exercise, to me, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.

A Retarded Scammer always had with them a block of cheese that they would often put on his head. It might have been a fairly different thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a block of cheese of all things.

A Retarded Scammer carried a stapler to smash. It was considered to be a funny thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a stapler was the item that was selected.

A Retarded Scammer searched for a teapot to cuddle. It is a funny thought, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot was the item that was opted for.