My Famous Scammer

My Famous Scammer desperately wanted a wig that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a weird action, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a wig being the chosen item.

My Famous Scammer desperately searched for a toilet brush that they sometimes break. It might have been a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush would be the item that was selected.

My Famous Scammer needed a condom that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is an astonishing thing to do, to you, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a condom being the item opted for.

My Famous Scammer desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they sometimes share. It is considered to be an unusual approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it was fun. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.

My Famous Scammer looked for a rubber chicken that they sometimes put on his head. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to some, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

My Famous Scammer desperately wanted a custard pie that they would often try to balance on their head. One might find this to be an extraordinary exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a custard pie was the chosen thing.