My Adorable Scammer

My Adorable Scammer desperately searched for a stapler that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was epic. A stapler being the chosen item.

My Adorable Scammer desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would often throw. This could be considered a fairly funny thing to do, to most, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

My Adorable Scammer desperately wanted a piece of paper that they sometimes throw. It should have been a fairly strange proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the thing to select.

My Adorable Scammer always kept a toilet brush that they would often drop. This seems an extraordinary suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a toilet brush being the chosen item.

My Adorable Scammer searched for a big sponge to eat. This seems to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge would be the item that was chosen.

My Adorable Scammer desired a block of cheese that they would sleep with. It might have been a fairly weird operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. A block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.