The Brainy Scammer

The Brainy Scammer desperately searched for a CD player that they liked to sit and look at. This seems to be an extraordinary activity, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a CD player being the chosen item.

The Brainy Scammer owned a crown that they sometimes demolish. One might say this is a weird operation, to most, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a crown being the thing selected.

The Brainy Scammer carried a CD player that they would sometimes share. This might appear to be a surprising exercise, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a CD player was the thing that was opted for.

The Brainy Scammer always carried a block of cheese that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should have been a fairly odd thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese being the thing selected.

The Brainy Scammer desperately searched for a dildo that they liked to put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly unusual exercise, to some, but not to the Scammer, who thought it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

The Brainy Scammer desired a stretchman that they would occasionally throw. It was considered to be a new undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman would be the item that was selected.