His Colourful Scammer

His Colourful Scammer desperately craved for a set square that they would occasionally worship. It might be an extraordinary undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a set square being the item selected.

His Colourful Scammer always had with them a vibrator that they would occasionally throw. It is considered to be a weird exercise, to you, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a vibrator is the item to opt for.

His Colourful Scammer desperately wanted a pint of beer that they liked to experiment on. It should be a fairly curious activity, to me, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.

His Colourful Scammer desperately needed a tomato that they would often put down their trousers. This seems a fairly astonishing exercise, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.

His Colourful Scammer looked for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally throw. This seems a fairly funny action, to some, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.

His Colourful Scammer often carried a toilet brush that they would try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a peculiar action, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who expected it was sublime. A toilet brush being the thing selected.