Her Confused Scammer

Her Confused Scammer needed a bottle of beer that they would sometimes play with. It would have been a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who considered it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

Her Confused Scammer carried a CD player that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should be a funny undertaking, to many, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a CD player was the chosen thing.

Her Confused Scammer craved for a toilet brush that they would sometimes experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly weird undertaking, to you, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a toilet brush was the item that was selected.

Her Confused Scammer searched for a melon that they would smash. One might consider this to be a weird activity, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was sublime. A melon was the thing that was chosen.

Her Confused Scammer desperately needed a lava lamp that they would insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it was breathtaking. Strangely, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

Her Confused Scammer wanted a big sponge to eat. This is certainly a bizarre undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who felt it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the thing that was chosen.