Little Scammer

Little Scammer craved for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes throw. It would have been a fairly curious operation, to most, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

Little Scammer desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might be a somewhat surprising thought, to many, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

Little Scammer often carried a vibrator that they would occasionally drop. It might be a peculiar exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a vibrator is the item to select.

Little Scammer craved for a pen that they would sometimes break. It was a fairly astonishing operation, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pen being the item opted for.

Little Scammer desperately needed a stretchman that they liked to embrace. This seems a weird and wonderful proposal, to most, but not to the Scammer, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the thing to choose.

Little Scammer wanted a chocolate bar that they would sleep with. This might appear to be a curious action, to many, but not to the Scammer, who felt it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.