The Orange Scammer

The Orange Scammer always carried a toilet brush that they liked to share. It was considered to be a fairly weird undertaking, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush was the item that was selected.

The Orange Scammer desperately searched for a stapler that they sometimes cuddle. This is certainly a curious action, to you, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the thing to select.

The Orange Scammer desperately wanted a pint of beer that they liked to sit and look at. It would be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to most, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

The Orange Scammer owned a stapler that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was a curious thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a stapler being the item selected.

The Orange Scammer always carried a painting of a melon that they liked to cuddle. It would have been an exciting idea, to some, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon is the item to opt for.

The Orange Scammer had a bottle of coke that they would often hug. This might appear to be a fairly original proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the thing to opt for.