Their Crazy Scammer

Their Crazy Scammer searched for a mug that they sometimes cuddle. It was considered to be a different undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a mug being the thing selected.

Their Crazy Scammer craved for a cucumber that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been a funny exercise, to me, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber being the thing opted for.

Their Crazy Scammer had a helmet that they liked to experiment on. It might have been an original undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a helmet was the thing that was selected.

Their Crazy Scammer always kept a teapot that they would put in the bath with him. This is certainly an original action, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot is the thing to opt for.

Their Crazy Scammer wanted a dildo that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a bizarre thought, to many, but not to the Scammer, who thought it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the thing to choose.

Their Crazy Scammer carried a spade that they liked to embrace. It might be a fairly odd operation, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a spade is the thing to opt for.