Adorable Scammer

Adorable Scammer desperately wanted a magic 8 ball to cuddle. One might say this is a bizarre activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who thought it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.

Adorable Scammer desperately searched for a set square to sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly strange action, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a set square is the thing to select.

Adorable Scammer looked for a wig to demolish. This could be considered an extraordinary idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the chosen thing.

Adorable Scammer always carried a helmet that they sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a different undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet was the thing that was chosen.

Adorable Scammer always had with them a chocolate bar that they would often sleep with. It should have been a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the chosen thing.

Adorable Scammer desperately wanted a little monkey that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a weird thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.