Her Weary Scammer

Her Weary Scammer looked for a cucumber that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to me, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a cucumber of all things.

Her Weary Scammer always carried a mug that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a funny action, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who felt it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a mug being the thing selected.

Her Weary Scammer desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly new thought, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a toilet brush being the chosen item.

Her Weary Scammer desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally embrace. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to many, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

Her Weary Scammer needed a cheese grater that they would often share. This is certainly a new thought, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

Her Weary Scammer desperately wanted a can of Tango that they liked to smash. It should be a funny thing to do, to most, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.