Bum Loving Scammer

Bum Loving Scammer had a melon that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might have been an astonishing exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who feels it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon was the chosen item.

Bum Loving Scammer desperately looked for a sword that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This could be considered a peculiar operation, to me, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a sword being the thing opted for.

Bum Loving Scammer desperately craved for a custard pie that they sometimes cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly strange action, to you, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was sublime. A custard pie was the item that was chosen.

Bum Loving Scammer had a bottle of coke that they liked to sleep with. It should be a peculiar action, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

Bum Loving Scammer carried a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly surprising activity, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.

Bum Loving Scammer craved for a cup that they would sometimes embrace. This is certainly a somewhat surprising proposal, to some, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a cup is the thing to select.