The Grumpy Scammer

The Grumpy Scammer had a bag of flour that they liked to share. It would be an original idea, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a bag of flour was the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Scammer craved for a pint of beer that they would sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a pint of beer is the thing to select.

The Grumpy Scammer desperately desired a porno magazine that they would sit and look at. This seems to be a curious approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine of all things.

The Grumpy Scammer wanted a bat that they would often play with. This could be considered a weird operation, to some, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it was simply life. Strangely, a bat was the thing that was selected.

The Grumpy Scammer had a melon that they sometimes smash. This seems a strange undertaking, to many, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a melon having that done to it

The Grumpy Scammer desired a dildo to drop. It is a fairly strange thought, to most, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.