The Determined Scammer

The Determined Scammer needed a ball to put on his head. It might have been an unusual idea, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a ball was the item that was opted for.

The Determined Scammer desperately craved for a set square to experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a set square would be the thing that was selected.

The Determined Scammer owned a vibrator that they would often put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a surprising undertaking, to most, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a vibrator would be the item chosen.

The Determined Scammer desperately needed a set of lego that they would insert somewhere. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a set of lego would be the item that was selected.

The Determined Scammer craved for a rubber johnny to hug. It would have been an unusual exercise, to me, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was fun. A rubber johnny having that done to it

The Determined Scammer desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was opted for.