The Funny Scammer

The Funny Scammer desperately wanted a bag of flour that they would often embrace. It would have been a curious action, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a bag of flour being the chosen item.

The Funny Scammer looked for a porno magazine that they sometimes play with. It should have been a fairly strange activity, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who considered it was stunning. Remarkably, a porno magazine being the thing selected.

The Funny Scammer desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes smash. One might find this to be an exciting undertaking, to you, but not to the Scammer, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was chosen.

The Funny Scammer searched for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes throw. This seems to be a surprising undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.

The Funny Scammer desperately searched for a custard pie that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to you, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

The Funny Scammer needed a painting of a melon that they sometimes sleep with. It is a curious operation, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.