The Cheerful Scammer

The Cheerful Scammer needed a crown that they sometimes smash. One might find this to be a fairly different approach to life, to me, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. A crown is the item that was chosen.

The Cheerful Scammer often carried a tomato that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a surprising thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a tomato is the item to select.

The Cheerful Scammer always carried a stretchman that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly extraordinary thought, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

The Cheerful Scammer desperately wanted a set of lego that they liked to rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly bizarre activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a set of lego was the item that was chosen.

The Cheerful Scammer desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes smash. One might find this to be a peculiar approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

The Cheerful Scammer desperately looked for a mug that they would embrace. This seems to be an odd activity, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a mug being the chosen item.