His Tired Scammer

His Tired Scammer owned a bag of flour that they sometimes hug. It might have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who felt it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour being the chosen thing.

His Tired Scammer wanted a sack of potatoes that they sometimes cuddle. It should be a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the thing selected.

His Tired Scammer desperately needed a cucumber that they sometimes demolish. This seems to be a fairly odd suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

His Tired Scammer searched for a spade that they would hug. It was a surprising thing to do, to you, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a spade was the chosen thing.

His Tired Scammer needed a custard pie to throw. This could be considered a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the item to select.

His Tired Scammer owned a lava lamp that they would worship. One might find this to be a fairly new thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.