Their Eccentric Scammer

Their Eccentric Scammer wanted a radiator that they sometimes drop. One might find this to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was epic. Honestly, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.

Their Eccentric Scammer had a CD player to cuddle. One might consider this to be an unusual idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player would be the chosen thing.

Their Eccentric Scammer found a pint of beer that they liked to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly strange thought, to some, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

Their Eccentric Scammer needed a lava lamp that they liked to break. It might be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who considered it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp being the chosen item.

Their Eccentric Scammer found a block of cheese that they would occasionally demolish. It should have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a block of cheese is the item to select.

Their Eccentric Scammer desperately searched for a cheese grater to worship. One might say this is a strange action, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.