My Cute Scammer

My Cute Scammer searched for a can of coke to rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly original thought, to you, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

My Cute Scammer found a custard pie that they sometimes hug. This seems a fairly peculiar proposal, to many, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.

My Cute Scammer desperately desired a helmet that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a helmet being the chosen item.

My Cute Scammer needed a cup that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might have been a peculiar idea, to many, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was epic. Strangely, a cup being the thing opted for.

My Cute Scammer always kept a can of Tango that they would hug. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who felt it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

My Cute Scammer always kept a painting of a melon that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a bizarre exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon is the thing to select.