A Funny Scammer

A Funny Scammer found a block of cheese that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would have been an odd action, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a block of cheese was the thing that was selected.

A Funny Scammer owned a CD player that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should be a peculiar thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player would be the chosen thing.

A Funny Scammer looked for a stretchman that they liked to throw. It is a fairly curious action, to most, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it would be out of this world. A stretchman having that done to it

A Funny Scammer always carried a ball that they would occasionally put up their bum. This is certainly an original action, to you, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a ball is the thing to choose.

A Funny Scammer owned a rubber johnny that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should be a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who thought it was fun. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

A Funny Scammer needed a big sponge that they liked to smash. It might have been a fairly odd proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who considered that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.