My Foolish Scammer

My Foolish Scammer had a painting of a melon that they would occasionally sleep with. It was a fairly odd operation, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who felt it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon being the chosen item.

My Foolish Scammer wanted a lava lamp that they liked to eat. It might be a bizarre activity, to many, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

My Foolish Scammer always carried a spade that they liked to throw. It was a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade would be the chosen thing.

My Foolish Scammer desired a helmet that they would insert somewhere. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a helmet having that done to it

My Foolish Scammer owned a vibrator that they liked to smash. It is a fairly extraordinary proposal, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.

My Foolish Scammer needed a stapler that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the thing to choose.