The Yellow Scammer

The Yellow Scammer often carried a pint of cider that they liked to sleep with. It should be a funny thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who feels it would be epic. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.

The Yellow Scammer looked for a pint of beer that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a curious undertaking, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing to select.

The Yellow Scammer desperately searched for a sponge that they would eat. It was an astonishing undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a sponge of all things.

The Yellow Scammer desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems an exciting action, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.

The Yellow Scammer craved for a piece of paper that they would often put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was sublime. Honestly, a piece of paper having that done to it

The Yellow Scammer desperately wanted a ball that they would experiment on. It might have been a fairly bizarre thought, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. A ball being the item selected.