My Depressed Scammer

My Depressed Scammer desired a stretchman to cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman is the thing to select.

My Depressed Scammer always had with them a spade that they would often experiment on. It should be a fairly peculiar thought, to many, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a spade was the item that was selected.

My Depressed Scammer wanted a bag of poop that they would occasionally hug. It should have been a curious idea, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who expected it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

My Depressed Scammer desperately searched for a ball that they would experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly new action, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a ball would be the item chosen.

My Depressed Scammer often carried a bottle of wine to sit and look at. It should be an unusual approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

My Depressed Scammer searched for a computer that they liked to eat. This might appear to be an exciting undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. A computer would be the item that was chosen.