The Energetic Scammer

The Energetic Scammer always had with them a bat that they liked to put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly strange idea, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a bat being the thing selected.

The Energetic Scammer desperately craved for a condom that they sometimes drop. This could be considered a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a condom being the thing opted for.

The Energetic Scammer always carried a custard pie that they sometimes throw. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was epic. A custard pie would be the item that was selected.

The Energetic Scammer desperately wanted a tomato that they liked to play with. This is certainly a somewhat surprising idea, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was wonderous. Strangely, a tomato was the thing that was selected.

The Energetic Scammer always kept a bag of poop to try to nail to the wall. It might have been an astonishing undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

The Energetic Scammer looked for a sword that they sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a weird and wonderful idea, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a sword of all things.