The Careful Scammer

The Careful Scammer always kept a teapot that they would occasionally sleep with. It was a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot was the chosen item.

The Careful Scammer desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would put down their trousers. It should be a fairly weird activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

The Careful Scammer wanted a wig that they sometimes sit and look at. It might have been a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who considered it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a wig was the item that was selected.

The Careful Scammer always kept a block of cheese that they would eat. It would have been an original undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese having that done to it

The Careful Scammer carried a mug that they would occasionally drop. It was a curious action, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who thought it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the chosen thing.

The Careful Scammer desperately needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally cuddle. This could be considered a fairly unusual activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.