My Curious Scammer

My Curious Scammer needed a stapler that they liked to put up their bum. It might be an exciting undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler being the item opted for.

My Curious Scammer looked for a stretchman that they would often share. It should have been an odd activity, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.

My Curious Scammer always kept a bottle of coke that they would often eat. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar thought, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.

My Curious Scammer desired a cup that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly weird action, to you, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a cup is the item that was chosen.

My Curious Scammer looked for a rubber johnny that they would often eat. This might appear to be a fairly exciting action, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

My Curious Scammer found a vibrator that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting idea, to you, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator was the item that was opted for.