The Confused Scammer

The Confused Scammer always kept a CD player that they would sometimes hug. It might be a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a CD player would be the item that was opted for.

The Confused Scammer owned a set of lego that they would sometimes worship. One might consider this to be an astonishing operation, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a set of lego was the item that was selected.

The Confused Scammer desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a new undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

The Confused Scammer needed a pen that they would occasionally drop. This could be considered a strange idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a pen being the chosen item.

The Confused Scammer had a piece of paper that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a fairly extraordinary operation, to some, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper was the chosen thing.

The Confused Scammer had a mug that they liked to smash. It might be a funny proposal, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who thought it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug is the item to choose.