Her Naughty Scammer

Her Naughty Scammer desperately desired a bag of poop that they would often experiment on. It should be a fairly funny thing to do, to you, but not to the Scammer, who expected it would be miraculous. A bag of poop being the thing opted for.

Her Naughty Scammer wanted a pint of beer to sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly strange operation, to most, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

Her Naughty Scammer desperately wanted a can of Tango that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a different suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

Her Naughty Scammer found a pint of cider that they sometimes cuddle. It might be an original thing to do, to you, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

Her Naughty Scammer always kept a bottle of beer that they would often drop. This could be considered a fairly original proposal, to me, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.

Her Naughty Scammer wanted a tomato that they would occasionally share. One might find this to be a fairly new approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a tomato having that done to it