My Grumpy Scammer

My Grumpy Scammer always kept a bat that they would occasionally experiment on. It would have been a fairly odd activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. A bat having that done to it

My Grumpy Scammer always carried a bottle of beer that they would break. This seems a somewhat surprising activity, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. A bottle of beer is the thing to select.

My Grumpy Scammer desperately desired a bat that they sometimes share. It should have been an extraordinary idea, to most, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it was out of this world. A bat would be the chosen thing.

My Grumpy Scammer carried a toilet brush that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly unusual activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea is fun. A toilet brush is the item to opt for.

My Grumpy Scammer carried a spade that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a spade being the thing opted for.

My Grumpy Scammer always kept a crown that they would often put down their trousers. It was a fairly bizarre action, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was sublime. A crown was the thing that was selected.