The Fucking Scammer

The Fucking Scammer often carried a pint of beer that they liked to worship. It is a funny idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who felt it was sublime. Strangely, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.

The Fucking Scammer desperately wanted a block of cheese to embrace. It was considered to be a surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea was epic. Strangely, a block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.

The Fucking Scammer often carried a tomato that they would often drop. This could be considered a fairly unusual operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a tomato is the item to choose.

The Fucking Scammer needed a computer that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly surprising suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was awesome. A computer is the thing to opt for.

The Fucking Scammer needed a can of coke that they would occasionally embrace. One might say this is a curious activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who considered it was out of this world. A can of coke was the chosen item.

The Fucking Scammer desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would put in the bath with him. It might have been a bizarre action, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand having that done to it