Their Hungry Scammer

Their Hungry Scammer desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would insert somewhere. It should be a fairly funny suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.

Their Hungry Scammer desperately desired a chocolate bar to drop. This seems a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

Their Hungry Scammer searched for a bag of poop that they would sometimes drop. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who considered it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.

Their Hungry Scammer desperately needed a can of Tango that they would put on his head. It is considered to be a weird thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who feels it would be sublime. A can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

Their Hungry Scammer needed a pint of beer that they sometimes smash. One might find this to be an original thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

Their Hungry Scammer looked for a bag of flour that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would be an extraordinary proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it would be fun. Honestly, a bag of flour is the item to select.