The Jolly Scammer

The Jolly Scammer always had with them a hat to insert somewhere. It was a new operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a hat would be the item that was opted for.

The Jolly Scammer desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would sometimes drop. One might find this to be a fairly original undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who considered it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

The Jolly Scammer desperately needed a block of cheese that they would sleep with. One might find this to be an extraordinary undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who considered it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the thing to select.

The Jolly Scammer often carried a stretchman that they liked to annihilate One might consider this to be a strange proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.

The Jolly Scammer had a painting of a melon that they would sometimes experiment on. It might be an unusual suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon was the chosen item.

The Jolly Scammer often carried a porno magazine to annihilate It is a fairly odd activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.